What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

— fri(end)s forever!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The solar system as we know it may change forever - Notebookcheck

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s